Perfect Husband!!!

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club. After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole.       
              
                Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:
              
               (H – Husband, W – Wife)
               
                H – “ Hello ?”
              
                W – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club? “
              
                H – “Yes.”
               
                W -”Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?”
                          
                H -”What’s the price?”
              
                W – “Only $1,000.”
                                            
                H – “Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much…”

                W -”Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2005 models. I saw one I really liked. It’s a SLK model. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price. And since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year…
                                 
                H – “What price did he quote you?”
              
                W – “Only $65,000…”
                          
                H – “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
               
                W – “Great! But before we hang up, something else…
              
                H -”What?”
              
                W – “It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It’s for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beach front property.”
              
                 H – “How much are they asking?”
              
                W – “Only $450,000 — a magnificent price.. .and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover…”
                           
                H – “Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000. OK?”
            
                W – “OK, sweetie…Thanks! I’ll see you later!! I love you!!!”
                            
                H – “ Bye…I love you too…“
                      
                The man hangs up & closes the phone’s flap. The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks ” Does anyone know who this Cell phone belong to???”

Historic!!

Okhil Babu’s letter to the Railway Department

Okhil Chandra Sen wrote this letter to the Sahibganj divisional railway
office in 1909. It is on display at the Railway Museum in New Delhi. It
was also reproduced under the caption “Travelers’ Tales” in the Far
Eastern Economic Review.

“I am arrive by passenger train Ahmedpur station and my belly is too
much swelling with jackfruit. I am therefore went to privy. Just I doing
the nuisance that guard making whistle blow for train to go off and I am
running with lotah in one hand and dhoti in the next when I am fall over
and expose all my shocking to man and female women on platform.

I am got leaved at Ahmedpur station. This too much bad, if passenger go
to make dung that dam guard not wait train five minutes for him. I am
therefore pray your honor to make big fine on that guard for public
sake. Otherwise I am making big report to papers.”

Any guesses why this letter was of historic value?

It apparently led to introduction of toilets in trains!!!!