My thoughts on neo comedy..

Starting recently, a new form of comedy has been carving a niche of its own. No famous books have been written on it, but its very successful nevertheless. PJs… Poor Jokes. Only thing poor about them is the name. No other form of literature has managed to evoke such an aggregation of emotions. I wont list all of them…. You’ll get a taste of them soon enough. You can say I’m a connoisseur of PJs. I feel PJs are master strokes of genius. How else can you explain the pile of feelings assosciated with it. That huge pile which come only with months of hard work and loads of money, that pile assosciated with movies like Devdas, Saavariya… You wont know whether you should appreciate the hand-work of the creator or curse him

As starter… check this out.. Once Mickey mouse and Donald duck had a fight. They fought hard and strong,.. in a fit of rage.. donald picked up mickey and banged him against the wall… And then… Mickey started writing Ramayana on the wall… Why?? Brace for it….. because mickey became wall-mickey… Valmiki…

Here’s a mathematical PJ… what is the vector form of sridevi??? Ans: Tabu… Puzzled? Its understandable… its a level 3 PJ which requires experience to understand…. Sridevi acted in the movie Chandni. Tabu acted in Chandni Bar… Got it??

How can Sadhus resist all temptations? Because they keep saying om om om… More the Ohms more resistance..

What do you call Mr.Bean when he’s sleeping? Soya bean…..

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito? Ans: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito… Again… What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito? Ans: A mosquito can fly but a fly cannot mosquito…

Whats the cube of 13??? Guess??? Its suroor…. because… tera tera tera.. suroor…

Why are South Indians dark?? because they keep watching Sun TV, Surya TV…without sunscreen.

All the scientists in heaven.. once decided to play hide and seek. Einstein was the seeker. He started counting… After reaching zero, he went to look for others.. He found Newton standing on a square carpet near the fountain. He caught him and started screaming ‘I have found Newton, he’s out..’ Guess what Newton says… “Fool, Cant you see that I’m standing on a square, I’m Pascal” ( Newton per meter Square is Pascal- unit of pressure)

What do you call a girl with no friends??? Koena mitra…

More to follow….

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Dedicated to all the Authors.. The incognito geniuses..