I think….

Sau.. dard hai.. :)

Posted in comedy, Country, cricket, Fun, humour, Time pass by shivasharan on January 22, 2011

100

Police.. Sachin.. Onion.. What else…

Well, the 0n10n does have an 100 in it… only the digits are mixed up :)

An agrarian nation and onions costing more than petrol. Times sure are changing, right ?

Since i started my reference with Police, just a point which i came to know recently. I have never tried dialling 100 actually. But seems it doesn’t work.. Any guesses? No, its not ‘out of coverage’ message… we need to dial the STD code prefixed it seems.. From unconfirmed sources.. ie..

Well i had to bring Sachin in too, because he too has been responsible for the 100 losing its value. Come on folks.. the guy has hit so many centuries that soon no one’s gonna raise their bat after crossing the ton. Nah.. its not such a big deal.. do you know how many the little fella has got! Yup, the count’s close to a 100 too :)

I want to convey my vote of appreciation for the numeral which held a unique place in everyone’s hearts for a long time. Be it marks.. or kmph.. or engine displacement.. etc etc.. the numeral held its importance in our country for a long time. Now everywhere its taken over.. dethroned.. kicked away.. you can button start it away too :)

100 the round number.. the cent.. the standard unit of most measures.. In fact its so round and symmetrical that one more than this number is the most preferred donation amount to the almighty ;) Ya I guess people get some kind of satisfaction in knowing that they are giving away one more than the special number :)

The sales guys used this psychological barrier feeling to their advantage too. When they realized the impact the soul feels while crossing this round number, they tried hard to remain close to it but just below.. so hard in fact they went on adding 9s.. Ya.. 99.95 etc etc..

Well.. is there hope for the future? will the 100  get back its clout?

Hmm.. Definitely.. I say..

The following heroes can help the 100 regain its lost glory..

The rupee against the dollar… the petrol price per ltr… the yr 2047.. Ya.. the last one definitely has to be the biggest.

Also hope India gets more than 100 medals in the 2048 Olympics.. the 100th year of Independence… :)

Jai Hind.

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