My thoughts on neo comedy..

Starting recently, a new form of comedy has been carving a niche of its own. No famous books have been written on it, but its very successful nevertheless. PJs… Poor Jokes. Only thing poor about them is the name. No other form of literature has managed to evoke such an aggregation of emotions. I wont list all of them…. You’ll get a taste of them soon enough. You can say I’m a connoisseur of PJs. I feel PJs are master strokes of genius. How else can you explain the pile of feelings assosciated with it. That huge pile which come only with months of hard work and loads of money, that pile assosciated with movies like Devdas, Saavariya… You wont know whether you should appreciate the hand-work of the creator or curse him

As starter… check this out.. Once Mickey mouse and Donald duck had a fight. They fought hard and strong,.. in a fit of rage.. donald picked up mickey and banged him against the wall… And then… Mickey started writing Ramayana on the wall… Why?? Brace for it….. because mickey became wall-mickey… Valmiki…

Here’s a mathematical PJ… what is the vector form of sridevi??? Ans: Tabu… Puzzled? Its understandable… its a level 3 PJ which requires experience to understand…. Sridevi acted in the movie Chandni. Tabu acted in Chandni Bar… Got it??

How can Sadhus resist all temptations? Because they keep saying om om om… More the Ohms more resistance..

What do you call Mr.Bean when he’s sleeping? Soya bean…..

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito? Ans: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito… Again… What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito? Ans: A mosquito can fly but a fly cannot mosquito…

Whats the cube of 13??? Guess??? Its suroor…. because… tera tera tera.. suroor…

Why are South Indians dark?? because they keep watching Sun TV, Surya TV…without sunscreen.

All the scientists in heaven.. once decided to play hide and seek. Einstein was the seeker. He started counting… After reaching zero, he went to look for others.. He found Newton standing on a square carpet near the fountain. He caught him and started screaming ‘I have found Newton, he’s out..’ Guess what Newton says… “Fool, Cant you see that I’m standing on a square, I’m Pascal” ( Newton per meter Square is Pascal- unit of pressure)

What do you call a girl with no friends??? Koena mitra…

More to follow….

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Dedicated to all the Authors.. The incognito geniuses..

Monkey Business!!

Monkeys are our distant cousins. We all reassert this relationship during some part of our life, through our actions. Moreover, monkeys are revered in Hindu mythology. But despite all this, anyone will be angry if someone tries to remind him about his lineage. In light of the recent controversy down under, Bhajji is gonna save himself citing miscommunication. Seems what he said actually is ‘teri maa ki…’, and since this is not there in the Punter’s list of offensive words,.. he’ll be let off. Yes, both the captains exchanged lists of offensive terms in each others languages. Those who think monkeys are mentally spastic version of us.. take a look at this pic. At Elephanta, Mumbai, It snatched the bottle from me and….

I recently came across a wonderful analysis of Indians’ clean sweep in T20. We all have been seeing India winning matches from ages by sheer individual brilliance, rarely by team performance. In T20, the 20 overs are over in a flash, hence, a short period of brilliant contribution can take the match away from the opposition. The match’ll be over, before the other side can realise what hit them, let alone retaliate. A short spell of accurate bowling with a few wickets(Pathan), a flurry of runs for a few overs(Yuvraj, Uttappa) was enough to ensure a victory. Now the next question is why cant this happen in the longer versions. The answer is the same… Individual performance like those mentioned above also happen in one dayers, only problem is the opposition will have time to recoup. You can notice this in plenty of matches where we have let go matches which were in our pouch.

Naturally, the Aussies, complete team they are, were not very gratified with our performance. I am not applauding their behaviour, but its just that they have that attitude, that air of superiority, around them. And that air was sucked out in T20. Now.. they have taken the test series.. not by their ability, but bad umpiring. And in the process our beloved cousins’ name got entangled in the controversy.

Since I started off this log with monkeys.. I’ll stop here. Enough of deviation from our topic…More of Cricket some other time..